Friday, September 3, 2010
House of snot
Good morning! Welcome to the house of snot.
Apparently, the weather has cause some allergen to bloom with a vengeance.
John's nose is stuffy.
JJ's nose is stuffy.
Zoe's nose is stuffy.
I can breathe with no problems, but I'm grumpy because I've gotten like 2 hours of sleep in the last couple of days because the rest of the household is up all night with stuffed noses and when they're not up, they're snoring so loud I don't know why the neighbors haven't called to ask why we're running a buzz saw in the middle of the night. I'm waiting for the USGS to contact me with a concerns over local seismic activity.
I hope everyone dries up before I have a psychotic break. I'm not exactly sure what a psychotic break involves, but I'm given to understand it happens when you don't get enough sleep over a prolonged time period and it sounds unpleasant.